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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Trip Unsettler [Short Stories]

Lava poured through my veins, boiling my blood and corroding my arteries! The Devil was staring right into my eyes, with his cold and black stare. My worst nightmare was being realized, I was drowning in a pool of lava, as the Demon King watched with amusement, much to my agony! I screamed at him, yelling with so much profanity, but he was even more satisfied as I yelled at him. With every deep breath, I could feel the smoke filling my lungs, and the lava was soon to follow. I coughed up not blood, but ashes.

The Devil laughed at every moment of my torture, and he told me that I was a worthless piece of shit! “You have been a failure your whole life, nobody ever loved you! You caused so much pain and misery. Admit it, you loved every moment of your family’s suffering, their strife, and you loved causing conflict!”

“NO! I didn’t! I couldn’t have! You’re lying…” I tried to reason with him, but he made me feel guilty, as I started to ponder “what if he is right? What if I deserve to be in Hell? I caused nothing but pain and suffering…” I was tricked into believing he was right, and I felt ashamed. I felt that I had every reason to be tormented, as I felt that I never deserved anybody’s love…

Everything that I thought I was; a humanitarian, an advocate, or a healer, it all seemed like a lie… Nothing made me feel more empty than what the Devil had fooled me into thinking. False memories started to flood my mind as the Devil used telepathy to put created memories into my thoughts. Memories of how I was sadistic and I was a sociopath. How could any being be so evil?!

All of a sudden, I sank under the lava pool, and I was disoriented, disassociated, and depersonalized. I had no idea where I was, I couldn’t feel anything, I was in a suspended state of existence. My body was so numb, I didn’t feel scared, I didn’t feel pain, yet I was still boiling away under this pool of lava. My mood changed as I could feel my body once again. I was numb, yet so calm. It must’ve seemed like eternity before I realized that my trip-sitter was behind this whole nightmare!

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Do The "Red Rock Riot"!!! [Video]

The "Red Rock Riot" was based on the idea that there is such a thing as "Red Rock Opium", which it turns out to just be "Dragon's Blood Incense", a type of incense that is burned. So, if you bought "Red Rock Opium"...LET'S GO RIOT!

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Unexplained: Demonic Roar

I recorded this EVP in my downstairs apartment that my dad built in our house, while I used my breath as an energy source, because any spirit or disembodied entity needs energy to manifest. But I got more than I bargained for...

Friday, August 29, 2014

The Day That Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen Lost It's Chicken [Joke]

Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen was once scheduled to make a commercial, but things didn't go right...

Annie: Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen is the premier place to buy chicken, and let me show ya honey!

Annie turned around to find there was no chicken...

Annie, looking stunned: Where's the chicken?!

Annie looks around to find a note.

Note: Confiscated by Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Thank you, and good riddance!

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Eternal Love [Prayer]

Great Spirit, the Divine,
Make my third eye blind,
To all the evils that make us divide.

Send to me the message of eternal Love,
That is sought through your great mind,
Oh Great Spirit, the Divine.

Great Spirit, the Divine,
Let me be connected to your everlasting light,
Make me blind of anything but your eternal love.

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